nottonyharrison:

2023 challenge everyone stop referring to fanworks as ‘content’ and human connection between fans as 'engagement’

incoherentchanting:

i think about this scene a lot and every time it’s so fucking funny

pasta-is-magnificent:

animentality:

palant1r:

many other posts have talked about how often when people try to do certain things in dnd and then get frustrated when they dont work, their problem is that they’re using a game system not suited for what they’re doing, pointing out that many other systems exist for many other styles of play. and thats true and valid, this isn’t a knock on those posts. but i do think there’s something to be said for the homebrew fun of knowing damn well dnd is Not meant for something and making dnd do that thing anyway

screenshotsofdespair:

brothercrush:

brothercrush:

brothercrush:

not someone on reddit calling death note dark academia……………………………………. girl all they did was make lists in that notebook

his immanuel kant ass still stuck in deontology

sophbun:

pov: you are a gun soldier

spiribia:

glados does kind of talk like a tumblr user. she literally would say stuff like I went to the broth convention and none of the really attractive people there even knew your name

almakrowan:

Chibi foliage guide: hyacinth

manywinged:

manywinged:

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i’m not even going to fight you. YOU’RE going to leave. you have no choice.

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

scrubfeast:

scrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

gehayi:

atsuyuri-sama:

ocean-again:

cookiedoughmeagain:

Surprisingly, this is not a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference, but an actual fact. From Burnout: Solve Your Stress Cycle, by Emily and Amelia Nagoski

I think Doctor Emily Nagoski has a PHD but YEAH

[image ID, photo of a book page:

[bold, centered text] Forty-Two Percent [bold ends]

So how much is “adequate”?

Science says: 42 percent.

That’s the percentage of time your body and brain need you to spend resting. It’s about ten hours out of every twenty-four. It doesn’t have to be every day; it can average out over a week or a month or more. But yeah. That much.

“That’s ridiculous! I don’t have that kind of time!” you might protest - and we remind you that we predicted you might feel that way, back at the start of the chapter.

We’re not saying you [italic] should [end italic] take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent , the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare [image ends here, mid-sentence]

end ID]

Here’s the last paragraph, completed courtesy of Goodreads:

We’re not saying you should take 42 percent of your time to rest; we’re saying if you don’t take the 42 percent, the 42 percent will take you. It will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare itself the victor.

niuniente:

justabrowncoatedwench:

dovewithscales:

silvysartfulness:

v1als:

miss-serket:

solarine:

tkdancer:

tharook:

notquiteapolyglot:

þink again.

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

This is pronounced Stargoat.

Reblogging for Stargoat.

STARGOAT

I saw in Japan a bag of marshmallows named SCANDINAVIAN MÅRSHMÅLLOW and I still have not recovered from that. It reads as SCANDINAVIAN MORSHMOLLOW 

dduane:

murielswedding:

amptp’s bluffing by the way

A rebuttal to the Deadline article.

sharksfood:

Here is the CEO answer two of the biggest questions tumblr users keep asking 1. why is LGBTQ+ content being flagged for community guidelines so much? 2. Can we indefinitly snooze Tumblr Live? It goes about as well as you’d expect